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People will hear this question, torch his house, attack the police, cripplle the countrys economy by asking for a week long holiday and then pay respect to their next dead movie idol.Īmitabh Bacchan will then demand a month long holiday because his back hurtsĪs more and more indonesions protest outside the offices of playboy, The Hef will appease the screaming mobs by revealing that GOD will actually be the centerfold for the month of may having accepted 3 million dollars in cash, and a free yearly subscription to the magazineĨ. Somebody will actually stand up and ask the the most obvious but stupid question in all of India. The judge will give it to him but he will refuse because after his relection he wont have time what with more WMD's to manufacture, Kurds to kill etc etc

Next week the mustaouched one walks into court carrying a WMD, with a signed document explaining he killed kurds and thousands of other poor sods, because he wanted to ape Dirty Harry, show the judge the finger and produce cartoons depicting bush and cheney indulging in sexual acts with one another and then ask for a reality show.
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We're in the sea, in a boat one mile from the beach. But I tell you a Portuguese story, because in Portugal there are no Devon Lochs and no horses.

Jose Mourinho is still talking absolute nonsense
